Thursday, August 11, 2011

World's Biggest Pac Man

Have you ever wanted to play Pac-Man and just felt that it wasn't quite enough of a waste of time?

Thank you, the internet, for World's Biggest Pac-Man.


Boom.

The gameplay is just like normal Pac-Man except that the little chutes on either side of the main screen (you know, those tunnels you go into that cough you up on the other side of the screen) lead to other mazes.

And the damn thing is humongous. That pink square in the middle-ish region above is the size of one Pac-Man screen, one of these:



The grid is something like 120 interconnected screens of Pac-Man. As if that weren't sickening enough, you can see in the upper-left corner a navigation panel. And in there (this is a really Russian nesting doll thing) is a red square. The area contained within the red square is the 120 squares we're seeing. And that navigation pane goes all over the damn place.

Grand total, 55,000 mazes.

To give you another idea on the size of that, assuming that the maze grid as a whole is square, the width would be about 235 mazes (square root 55,000 is approximately 235) and assuming that it took approximately 5 seconds to cross one maze, it would take about 25 minutes (if you throw in load times and whatnot) just to travel from one side to the other. That's not deviating to eat power pellets, kill or avoid ghosts, or anything else. That's just traveling like a farmer on a combine, harvesting in a straight line.

Pluuuus, if you use the navigation pane, you can create your own maze just as long as it is attached to an existing maze. So it is ever growing.

I haven't had time to take a Pac-Man roadtrip yet, traveling from one side to the other, but I'm going to give it a shot and let you know how it goes.

Greetings

I know everyone does this, one of those best of the web things. But it turns out that everyone has horrible taste, so I'm doing this myself. I figure this will be my big chance to share the stuff I like online. Being a big chance, I will certainly blow it almost immediately.

Truth be told, the internet has grown to be bigger than the actual world that contains it at this point. Way bigger. If you spent your entire life bumbling around the internet, you'd see a smaller percentage of it than you would using the same technique in the real, analog world.

So why not share some of the good shit out there. These aren't necessarily your Eiffel Towers, your Arcs de Triumph (or whatever that piece of shit is called). You can find that shit on your own.

On the other hand, I find stuff when I find it, so if you've seen it all before cut me some slack. Better yet, start your own damn BOTW blog and I will comment on how I think you have made bad selections. Lol Cats? Really?

For this welcome post, I will share www.helpfulsnowman.com

That's my web site.

The best of the web will get better from there.